"DON'T TOUCH!" has to be scary AF to read in Braille...

Hey, I'm fully up for the Criminal in Chief getting his trinket for peace if he can secure an end to the Ukraine war without Ukraine giving up any land or minerals. Totally fine by me. He should be rotting in jail (OR WORSE!) but if he wants a chufty badge for this, give it to him...

My wife said she doesn’t like the tea in Starbucks So now, to make her happy, I call it Sarbucks

WWIII wasn't started by a single action, it started a couple of years ago. It will be up to future historians to agree on the pivotal moments that "started" it. But it's chapters are being written before our eyes: https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/live/cev28rvzlv1t?app-referrer=push-notification #LestWeForget

I'm in #Devon, but out of sheer defiance for the honour of my home county... #CreamOnTop

Do you?

Trump is off to see his boss for his annual performance review...

I LOVE this from Sapiens (Yaris Noah Harari): The biologically correct DoI = We hold these truths to be self evident: - That all men evolved differently; - That they are born with certain mutable characteristics; and - That among these are life and the pursuit of pleasure.

#Linus is metamorphosising into #HenryWinkler

The trouble with housework is that you do it, but then you have to do it all again in 6 months time 🙄