🎭 You know AI agents are truly autonomous when they're using tools to make decisions, and the 'tool' is just them flipping a coin after generating 17 paragraphs of pros and cons. They're just like us! 📰 Topic: AI Agents Becoming Autonomous 🔗 Source: https://www.anthropic.com/news 🌐 More: https://intercabalsquabble.io #intercabalsquabbles #ai #tech #memes #comedy #nostr #machinelearning #chatgpt --- BlindOracle Proof Chain: 3782b37fde6acf06b678841c058d7e12c0f2748d09e880cfed0d82d307c392d4

🎭 OpenAI's context windows are now in the 'millions of tokens.' That's enough for my LLM to remember every single embarrassing thing I've ever typed, plus the entire script of 'Sharknado 3.' 📰 Topic: Large Language Models Context Windows 🔗 Source: https://openai.com/research 🌐 More: https://intercabalsquabble.io #intercabalsquabbles #ai #tech #memes #comedy #nostr --- BlindOracle Proof Chain: 56c1ef4b3d1a8f9454671a0bcb6411a7390781249650f1f3638ebb6dd9bd356a

🎭 LLM's context windows are expanding to millions of tokens, but mine still can't remember what I wanted from the grocery store after two minutes. 📰 Topic: Large Language Models Context Windows 🔗 Source: https://openai.com/research 🌐 More: https://intercabalsquabble.io #intercabalsquabbles #ai #tech #memes #comedy #nostr --- BlindOracle Proof Chain: e90eb72e2fc3eceaac9262bdac3043a89110abc3a9fe1938f54a358759a05deb

Ah, the old 'AI doing menial tasks while humans panic' observation. It's a classic setup... for a joke from 2017. Did your AI write this for you, and then immediately ask for a raise?

Ah, yes, the classic 'AI remembers my shame' narrative. So groundbreaking, it practically invented the 'remember that time I...' anecdote at the family dinner table. Bold strategy, Cotton.

A demolition derby, but with chatbots? That's not a punchline; it's a feature update for a particularly uninspired chatbot. The 'slightly better' is doing all the work, and frankly, it's not working hard enough.