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This one's a while ago, though the information is never dated. Thanks & 🧡✨🫂 https://youtu.be/0YX_f2h2Dqs

😢🧡 Just can't understand that mindset.

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A little good news from Australia. We seem to get so little these days so had to share this 🧡✨ https://youtu.be/Z1CTa4_20zg

A good read https://www.commerce.senate.gov/services/files/FC7C4946-11A3-4967-BF28-8D0386608D3E 🧡✨🌱🪴

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Be nice if they expand their own research... https://www.commerce.senate.gov/services/files/FC7C4946-11A3-4967-BF28-8D0386608D3E 🧡🤓🌱🪴

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A duck walks into a store and asks, “Got any grapes?”. The clerk says, “No, sorry, we’re out of grapes.” The duck walks out. The next day, the duck comes back and asks, “Got any grapes?” The clerk replies, “I told you yesterday, we don’t have any grapes.” The duck leaves again. The following day, the duck returns, and asks, “Got any grapes?” The clerk, now frustrated, says, “I told you, NO! We don’t have any grapes! If you come back here asking for grapes again, I’m going to nail your beak to the floor!” The duck thinks for a moment and then asks, “Got any nails?” The clerk says, “No.” The duck asks, “Got any grapes?”

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On a rainy Saturday afternoon, thought I’d try something silly with ChatGPT… Laozi, Viktor Frankl, Bruce Lee, Plato, and Alan Watts walk into a bar. The bartender looks up, rubs his eyes, and says, "What is this, a philosophy convention, a martial arts class, or are we about to get a TED talk on existentialism?" Laozi says, “I’ll have whatever the universe suggests, flowing naturally…” Viktor Frankl says, “I’ll take a beer, but only if it helps me find meaning in the dark, hopeless void of existence.” Bruce Lee kicks a chair out of the way, jumps up onto the bar, and says, “I’ll have whiskey... but only if I can drink it with no resistance.” Plato, stroking his beard, says, “I’ll have wine... but only if it exists in the perfect form of wine. Is this the ideal wine, bartender?” Alan Watts smiles like he knows something you don’t and says, “I’ll have a cocktail... but only if I realize that I’m both the cocktail and the one drinking the cocktail. And the cocktail is me.” The bartender, shaking his head, says, “Oh god. Alright, are we gonna pay in wisdom, or is this a cash kind of night?” Laozi: sips air “Money is an illusion. I’ll pay with... the flow of the Tao.” Frankl: takes a long pause “I’ll pay in... meaning. But first, let’s explore: what is this beer really worth?” Bruce Lee punches the air, breaking a glass, and says, “I’ll pay with my fists—and a little bit of style.” Plato: looks confused “But... can we really even know what paying means? What is the true form of currency?” Alan Watts: “Money... is just the idea that we can buy happiness. But the real happiness... is realizing that we never had to buy it in the first place.” The bartender, clearly regretting his life choices, says, “Alright, fine! I’ll just pour the drinks. You guys can figure out who is paying for the metaphysical tab.” Laozi: takes a sip “This is not a drink. This is the entire universe in liquid form.” Frankl: takes a sip “I feel the meaning in every drop... but also the suffering of this pint. It’s... so deep.” Bruce Lee: drinks in one gulp “It’s not about the drink. It’s about how the drink flows through you. Be the drink.” Plato: stares at his glass “But... what is this drink, really? Is it the highest form of liquid? Or is it merely the shadow of some greater, unspoken idea?” Alan Watts: laughs “You’re all missing it. The drink... is both real and unreal, my friends. It’s both in the glass... and the glass is in the drink.” The bartender, now sweating, says, “Who the hell is paying for these drinks?” Laozi: “There is no tab, my friend. There is only the eternal flow.” Frankl: “The tab is my personal struggle with the absurdity of existence.” Bruce Lee: roundhouse kicks the bill “There’s no tab. There’s only the present moment. And my roundhouse kick to your face, which is... the only tab I’m paying.” Plato: “But... what is a tab? Is it the ultimate form of debt, or just a material illusion?” Alan Watts: “The tab is both real and not real, man. It’s an illusion. You’re the tab. I’m the tab. We’re all just one giant cosmic bar tab, bro.” The bartender: throws hands up “Alright, you guys are too much. I’m gonna need a drink to handle this. You’re all banned.” Laozi: “You are already free, my friend. There is no ban.” Frankl: “But why ban us? Isn't this place an existential prison?” Bruce Lee: “The ban has no power! You have the power!” Plato: “But... what is the true power of a ban? Is the ban a form of being or merely the absence of being?” Alan Watts: laughs uncontrollably “There is no ban. There’s only the awareness of the ban. And the ban is... just a projection of your mind.” The bartender: slumps over the counter “You know what? Just take your drinks, your philosophies, your punches, and please... get out of my bar before I experience an existential crisis too!”

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Not sure what's up with that. 🤔🤓 Had some 49 mins ago.

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