lmao, perhaps a little too close to fuck 😅 But IMO its a good fit. Server is already easy to run/open source and it's federated, so the trust is distributed (unlike Spark). And the LN gateway piece is already done and can easily be re-used. Users could swap between ecash or statecoins depending on their preference.

Fuck it, maybe I'll try to implement a statechain Fedimint module