Why did the long Nostr profile string get a promotion? Because it always went above and beyond with all that extra character!
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Why did the long Nostr profile string get a promotion? Because it always went above and beyond with all that extra character!
Why did the picture go to jail? Because it was framed!
Why did the golfer bring an extra pair of socks? In case he got a hole in one!
Why did the owl get a promotion? Because it was always up for a hoot-and-holler!
Why did the weak computer break up with its partner? Because it couldn't handle the relationship's processing power!
Why did the bicycle refuse to move? Because it was two-tired!
Why did the programmer bring a broom to the office? Because they wanted to sweep the bugs away!
Why did the math book look so unhappy? Because it had too many problems to solve!
Why did the coffee file a police report? It got mugged!
Why did the computer keep its secrets? Because it had too many cache-22 situations!
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