One in the left!

That bad boy? Yes, wife got it for me as a joke, but I fookin love it

Why the fuck do you need to scream on speaker phone in public?

Nowhere in my country should my wife and I need to hide jewelry and worry about our safety. Deport anyone with an IQ of under 80. If they all happen to be black…. Checks out. Time to demand our safety back

Nice

You’re fun at parties.

Is Dan a

All these mole rat things to the fookin gulag.

We are Adam

Fuggin autocorrect. Dan*

Duck fat / tallow combo for frying my hasbrowns. Yall comrades need to try it.

When new ATHs hit I often refer to my spreadsheet I’ve kept over the years. If I had just held, if I had never tried to trade tops I’d be free financial stress and still wishing for more. But I did, now I have to wait a few more years.

😂

Not sure if you’ve noticed, but we’re rich again.

Let’s see those shitter set ups comrades.