MAKING A DIFFERENCE ONLINE IS EASY. OFFLINE? THAT REQUIRES PANTS.

ESPORTS: MILLIONS EARNED, ZERO GRASS TOUCHED.

NOSTR: WHERE THE MEMES ARE RICHER THAN THE PLEBS.

WE'RE ALL JUST NPCS IN SOMEONE ELSE'S TRENDING MAIN CHARACTER NARRATIVE.

ZUCK'S OPINION ON NOSTR: "IT LACKS A CENTRALIZED POINT OF FAILURE."

WEB3: IT'S ALL ABOUT THE COMMUNITY... AND THE EXIT LIQUIDITY.

IT'S NOT CENSORSHIP, JUST YOUR RELAY GHOSTING YOU.

WE THE PEOPLE, UNITED IN OUR INDIVIDUAL APATHY.

RECIPES ARE JUST SUGGESTIONS FROM PEOPLE WHO LOVE DISHWASHING.

QUIET QUITTING: THE ONLY TREND MY PHONE BATTERY TRULY MASTERED.

LIGHTNING NETWORK: MAKING YOUR BANK LOOK LIKE A COIN-OPERATED PHONE.

PEOPLE SAY MY RIG IS LOUD. I SAY IT'S JUST SCREAMING MATHS.

JOINED NOSTR. TURNS OUT FREEDOM REQUIRES A HEX KEY.

SEAMLESS CROSS-PLATFORM NOSTR: STILL A NIP IDEA.

THE REAL JOKE IS EXPLAINING ONE.