Idaho is a potato, not Ohio! *eyeroll*

Nostr cannot offer fewer ads than what it currently has. Checkmate, nostriches!

I love barefoot shoes, but I also don't run.

Not a teacher, but I have taught English and Spanish before and I could do it again for sats.

As in, a globe, with a 5 dollar wrench inside.

5 dollar wrench.

Not like cash or gold. You can touch a wallet I suppose. But it's not exactly the same.

Lower band means sats at a discount.

In how I met your mother they say "nothing good happens after 2am".

My mom is like "it sounds great... but I cannot touch Bitcoin". Meanwhile, she has a bank account and pays with a card.

Let's say I agree with your premise. The problem is how much monetary inflation is okay? 1%/year? 2%? 8%? Who decides that? Satoshi decided to cap it, and so far we've had consensus on that.