Had a fab morning with my friends

I think he needs to pipe down, get some help, and heal himself, how has he got so bad??

I'm off to watch "Love Island" and drink dregs of Camp coffee alone whilst wearing painters overalls and stick on green nails, I love fashion, me...last year I bought some fluffy pink crocs for Winter. Later I might listen to Dolly Parton and bake some cookies... God, this MAN is such an insufferable bore. Does he actually have any friends? Actually in two hours I am going to get ready for work, I will be wearing a T shirt and shorts, a Hi Viz vest and steel toe capped trainers, due to the nature of my work...I'm still a fucking WOMAN!!!