Two episodes into Alien: Earth, and I am already shrieking 'No! Do not look at it! Protect your orifices!' at the telly. And I am constructing a shared universe between Alien and Santa Clarita Diet (I see you, Mr Ball Legs)

A generation which first heard the words "Kneel before Zod" and went a bit quiet, mourns. Farewell Chancellor Valorum.

I have watched episode 1. I am genuinely hypnotised by how awful it is. Good actors are made wooden by dialogue worthy of a soap. No - a telenovela.

I have, previously, expressed my incredulity at Skys " The Rig" getting a 2nd season. I now discover Alice Krige of all people has joined it Other actors do not benefit by comparison.

Do you need more? Tell me, have you seen it yet?

*or wands to give them their alternative name

I've decided to make a collection of sonic screwdrivers* all the way back to Troughtons cat toy. Capaldi's has just arrived. It's *huge*, puts Matt Smiths to shame. After this they became Jodies wobbly thing and Ncutis shoe, so clearly this was the final straw. Did Tennant have same one 2nd time?

I just tried to use Instagram to post a picture. How late noughties of me. Anyway, some Arts - I have been getting into drawing/colour lately despite being absent talent. In order: The Titan Emerges from Kaos A Congeries of Iridescent Bubbles Daoloth Comes The Flesh is So Malleable in Love's Hands