Writing the first draft of my FTC comments and wondering how many times I am allowed to write "fuck no, you shitweasel." https://www.ftc.gov/news-events/news/press-releases/2025/07/ftc-seeks-comment-petition-vacate-2021-order-related-provider-stalkerware-apps

This is just to let you know I have taken the plums out of the icebox because fruit is better at room temperature

This is your regular reminder that if you are the smartest person in the room, go find another room. You are not going to run out of people or rooms.

Serial spyware founder Scott Zuckerman wants the FTC to unban him from the surveillance industry and I am going to need to grow more middle fingers in order to express how I feel about that: https://techcrunch.com/2025/07/21/serial-spyware-founder-scott-zuckerman-wants-the-ftc-to-unban-him-from-the-surveillance-industry/

I've spent not-insignificant amount of time at protests in the US, looking for signs of IMSI catchers and never found anything, so when I saw this, my ears perked up: https://san.com/cc/exclusive-evidence-of-cell-phone-surveillance-detected-at-anti-ice-protest/

I was feeling entirely too confident and capable, so I decided to train press-up to handstand and now I am going to be suffering through these drills and progressions for a good long time.