本人乃係被藥學耽誤了的爛 gag 師。 屋企人（亦係藥師）：唔可以覺得有事先食㗎，隻藥 onset 耐呀。 本人心諗：Onset 耐美惠⁈⁈

又遇着嗰啲自助落單機逼你一定要留個名…… so today I’m Ron

有時人哋寫句英文結尾加個 “tbh”，驟眼睇會睇咗做 “lah”，但又同個語氣幾夾。 If you were driving a GTR you would’ve been dead tbh 你揸 GTR 你死咗啦

Mathematical reasoning invariably degenrates into fights

Spotted in Cheltenham… 睇得明就會有神秘人請你入 GCHQ

車長宣佈本站讀音為 Chum Spa 🤯 (Cheltenham Spa Railway Station (CNM), Cheltenham) https://swarmapp.com/user/1305136/checkin/68a47d368c660b3c2e775a65?s=K2zvdjHmWlQlPA1A1mQ5Db4WGjE

Disappointingly, doesn’t rhyme with Mewe (Crewe Railway Station (CRE), Crewe) https://swarmapp.com/user/1305136/checkin/68a4625320f99c7fe1732af2?s=t1XOR68tyOLTW12CfKN6BHSO-oI

Linotype 英國分舵原址喺 Altrincham，於是就有呢啲牌仔散落喺商店街嘅凳度介紹佢啲字型同歷史。（另：Altrincham 讀音唔係柯情尋而係柯情扲）

Accidentally idyllic because the market is closed on Mondays. (The dyl in idyllic is 屌)

試想像喺呢間舖頭打工然後有日老細叫你埋一邊話炒你魷魚： 老細：Chow Yau! 你：Wow!

為防大家唔知乜嘢係Onset 耐美惠：

劈友方都唔識？（梗係多暗瘡啦～）