Hang zuckerberg

ITS COCAINE

Shg at it again

Wtaf is going on

What the fuck lmao

Do not serve The Machine

Philadelphia, PA - In news that is sure to excite the Linux community, long time Linux developer Todd Stanton got laid. Happy Todd"I still have trouble believing it myself," said Todd. I was doing some coding for a blog hosting client when my power supply blew. Instead of pulling out the spare like I usually would, I decided to head down to Best Buy to check out the new DVD releases. Nothing new was out, so I bought another copy of 'The Matrix' since the one I had was pretty worn out. Turns out the checkout girl was a Matrix fan too and well one thing led to another." Word spread rapidly on message boards and on IRC. "It's pretty irresponsible of him and shows his lack of dedication to Linux and the open source movement," said Fred Simpson. "If others try to emulate this behavior then a lot of projects could get derailed." Others like Gary Wilcox were glad to hear the news, "We're tired of all those Microsoft developers shoving their Win-Ho's in our face. Now we can tell them about Todd. Who's laughing now?" Certainly not those with with an information assurance degree or a masters in public administration. Some developers are also excited that this may increase their chances of getting lucky, but most are being realistic. Walker Crandall said, "We thought we'd all be doing the hokey-pokey after Bill Fitzsimmons got some during the LinuxWorld Conference in 1999. We were fooling ourselves. Nobody got nothing." This is the third such occurrence for Linux developers since 1991

https://www.bbspot.com/News/2000/9/linux_laid.html

The way to handle burglars is to have them surrender at gunpoint, have them lie down, pacify them with drugs ( fentanyl) and while theyre out cold , chsinsaw their arms off Then turniquet them and dump them somewhere on main street before they wake up Thatll teach them a lesson

You wouldnt download an Fbi agent

Sweeny is mostly a phenomenon because when all the other women blow all their fuses over her being on a commercial, it shows how ugly many american women ar Women hate their sexual competition, thats why

Gooner face

Bring back public hangings

Nobody else does that for real

The sickle in the hammer n sickle logo was originally an extremely long curved peenor....

Cali is a sick state Totally dysfunctional

Why are your eyes so squinty

HERRO FBLEEEYE?! !

My God will punch a Louisville Slugger through your fucking jaw and through your throat for being dumb enough to beg for our hard earned cash Now get the fuck outta here

FUCK YOUUUU GERMANY KURWA BITCHEEEES

Sounds like when im banging the old lady

I guess the burger flippers will be demanding 20 $ wages soon