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Moved some sats into cold storage today, paid 3 sats per vbyte, happy days! Meanwhile: 2,437 BTC pegged on Rootstock ‎ 3,747.73 BTC in Lightning channels 4,143.69 BTC pegged in on Liquid 282k BTC pegged on altcoin chain wrapped tokens 628,791 pegged on Strategy's balance sheet

Nuts! If true! I sweat my ass off moving 0.01 sats nevermind 7 coins!

If this is true, I can't imagine how this dude must be feeling, would be a total gut punch for me too Having said that I do have some thoughts - Why would you yolo your entire stack onto one seed phrase? - Why would you generate your keys using a software wallet for such a big stack? - Man's been in since 2018 and posted he has multiple signing devices (Ledger and cold card) surely he could have gone multi-sig with such a stack? Is the average person ready for self custody? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B3PZKrCMkxs

What are the odds #Knots becomes the reference client now? Lol 16% and counting! https://blossom.primal.net/88b9fc7d93261dedd13c6640e5fab4dafdd6f5f9e392c4ae5a4452c0c2de49ef

Herrow! Meet to nice you!

Chatgpt imagine I have a 75kg chicken that is 1.78 metres tall, how would I get rid of the carcass easily?

Reply guys are the real yield!

Statement: I sold my car and i'm going to cycle to work, it's so much healthier for you and it's good for the environment Translation: I don't have enough Bitcoin

Hey anon, How is your trade going? I know good traders who can generate yield on Bitcoin, don't buy BTC buy MetaPlanet stonks and sell options

IRS agents looking at Bitcoin addresses waiting to tie them to some fiat sale so they can tax us!

LOL why waste money eating out I can just sit under it and have the meat drop into my mouth while I work

app launches support for video content, another piece added to the nostrverse! https://blossom.primal.net/516f37e4f982a642603c4a2eed121e424e1028580fc013dc6efbdd77be633164

Lol Well I already sold the desk and the chair in the bear so buying it back doesn't count

POV: You hodl'd through the bull market and your gf or wife convinces you to get something nice!

Lol happy to be the orange sheep in the family

I need to see this video

You turn 18 and you earn an annual salary of €15 million what did people think was going to happen?

They'll collect some fees, and lose some of the funds value, not that they care, some passive peeps will get rekt on the way

What good is having F you money, if you have to be polite?

I feel your pain, I see you!

Good luck with the launch!

I was wondering why ETH would pump up 50% in the last month, turns out Blackrock doesn't get it and is happy to be exit liquidity for Vitalik and Lubin! Oh well, let them learn why we call it Ultra Stupid Money https://cryptoslate.com/blackrocks-etha-becomes-4th-largest-etf-by-30%e2%80%91day-inflows-as-ethereum-funds-aim-for-10b/

NIP for a nostr based ad network just dropped! Wonder which clients will take it for a test drive! If there's inventory I am willing to buy some 😉 https://ngengine.org/docs/nip-drafts/nip-ADS/#module-naming-convention